What an unfortunate name

scallawag:

coffeeandjuice | satisfythecrave | nazi-julieandrews:

So… this was apparently the lowest rated Oscar broadcast in history, but clearly the greatest. 

THE MOST PERFECT YEAR IN RECENT HISTORY, OKAY.

ACTUAL PERFECTION.

#teameurope

this is the lowest rated oscar in history bc people have no taste

(Source: kelstermeister)

I am communicating. The message is important: We are all humpink. We need to hump together. The new of age of humpink is dawning.

ophelian:

(via cuntlery)

randomislife | needylesnicky | janelleinthesky | sometwine | talking-bird:

MMM WHATCHA SAY

apowerfulbeat:

cydonianchiefette:favorite-conniie-stars:merderfan89:dolphinsx:iwillattackyouwiththenorth:getthelyricswrong:

comeonvogue:

(via beardedflamingo)

“LET ME POINT OUT THAT SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH A BLACK MAN, AND THIS NAZI BOY WOULDN’T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. HE WAS GOING TO RAPE HER AND SHE SHOT HIM AND WITH HIS DYING PULSE, SHOT HER. SECONDLY, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A TRIANGLE? THIRDLY, PUTTING YOUR VAPID TEXT AGAINST AN INFINITE BACKGROUND MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PICTURE MEANINGLESS. I MEAN HONESTLY. PEOPLE NEED TO THINK. THIS IS NOT ART.” — http://tarrinj.tumblr.com

And again

there are tears streaming down my face

vitamia:

suesylvester- | bridgetvonhammersmark | tarrinj:

let me point out that she was in love with a black man, and this Nazi boy wouldn’t take no for an answer. he was going to rape her and she shot him and with his dying pulse, shot her. secondly, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A TRIANGLE? thirdly, putting your vapid text against an infinite background makes everything about this picture meaningless. I mean honestly. people need to think. this is not art.

(via scarlettohara)

 I never formally had this on my blog.

Everytime I see this on my dash, I see the GIF I attached to it of Brendan Fraser laughing. It never stops being the funniest thing on Tumblr. BECAUSE SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH A BLACK MAN.

I want to reblog this again because

izmonsters:

vitamia:

ALL CHARACTERS ARE FICTIONAL. ANY RESEMBLANCE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. 

OMG I CAN’T EVEN

AUGUST OMG

vaincre:

“This is the closest I’ll ever come to getting a knighthood, so thank you.”

— Daniel Day-Lewis